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Chorks: Approved for Use in Outer Space

AFP:

Talk about a Chinese take-away. Astronauts Fei Junlong and Nie Haisjeng blasted into outer space with a full larder of Chinese specialities including cuttlefish and meat balls, and beef with orange peel.

But the pair of orbiting diners will have to do without chopsticks, which were considered too difficult to manoeuvre in the weightlessness of space. They’ll use forks and spoons instead according to the state Xinhua news agency.

(Emphasis mine.)

These particular taikonauts — as well as citizens throughout all of Asia — clearly need my chorks. (Note to self: have patent lawyer draft proposal for China National Space Administration STAT.)

Some background, for those of you who’re new to my chorks concept. While living in Taiwan last year, I really enjoyed using chopsticks — but I found that they failed in one crucial regard: picking up little pieces of food (vittles that’re too small to be grasped, and can only be poked). So I constructed the prototype you see above by fashioning tiny dumpling pokers to the ends of conventional chopsticks. And the chorks, thus, were born. Chopsticks plus forks equals chorks.

I’m still tweaking my current working model; in the meantime, I’m accepting overtures from angel investors who’re ready to change the world. Consider that the population of Asia is over three billion, and most of the people on the continent uses chopsticks. It wouldn’t take much market penetration to earn boat-loads of cash. But, of course, the chorks have never been primiarly a commercial endeavor: I just want the world to eat more efficiently. It’s that simple.

(News link via Ni Howdy.)

forks, chopsticks, chorks

Do I Want One of These Sweet Talking Pens? Heck Yes!

I so want one of these. Although I’d settle for a butt-load of boondoggle key chains. Or a time machine. Or a bo staff. Or maybe, just maybe, a gift certificate for a lesson at Rex Kwan Do. (Bow to your sensei!)

I Want One Bad

Cool chair. The $2700 pricetag is tough to swallow, though.

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Lighted Slippers

I want some bad.

Ziploc Big Bags

My mind is reeling with potential creative uses for Ziploc Big Bags (up to 2 feet by 2.7 feet!).

The Ziploc product line is available at Amazon.com.

(Via Kottke.)

And You You Laughed at my Chork Prototype

Pizza Fork and Cutter:

Slice and eat with the same utensil! This time-saver cuts through pizza crust, forking up bites and delivering them right to your mouth! Great for other pancakes and waffles too. Stainless steel; dishwasher safe. 8 1/2″L x 2″W.

If there’s a market for this thing, then surely the world needs my chorks.

Power Strip Minus the Strip

Very cool.

Skinny Water

For those of you out there who feel normal H2O has too many calories, I give you this: Skinny Water.

water

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Slingshot with a Laser Sight

I want one bad.

REALLY Modest Swimwear

If you enjoyed the modest swimwear I mentioned a while back, you’re in for some more guffaws — Saudi Islamofascist style!

If there were ever a reason that we simply must win the war on terror global struggle against religious extremism, it is this.

(Via MeFi.)

swimwear, Saudi+Arabia, War+On+Terror