November 2006

Panda Pr0n in Thai Zoo

November 14, 2006

Nat Geo:

Sometimes married couples just need to add a little spice to their love lives.

A Thai zoo is hoping that “panda pornography” will spark romance between its two giant pandas, which were married by proxy last November in an elaborate Chinese-style ceremony.

(Link is SFW unless reading clinical descriptions of pandas’ sexual practices is verboten in your office.)

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My Friend Ben Visits Beijing

November 14, 2006

My buddy Ben P., an ex-roommate from college days, is an American climate scientist who lives in Melbourne. He recently visited Beijing; here’re some snips from his amusing observations:

Traffic:

Shocking! We found that the 10 km trip from central Beijing out to our hotel could take 1-1.5 hours during rush hour. Drivers appeared to steer with their horns, and cars, bicycles, and pedestrians all hurl themselves at each other with frightening disregard for anyone’s personal safety. Miraculously we only saw one car accident the entire time (although we also heard a rumor that Beijing University loses quite a number of students each year to bicycle accidents). The subway was a similarly chaotic – the cars were packed, but unlike in Tokyo, professional packers weren’t required – the locals appeared to be quite capable of packing themselves in. And let me tell you – if you’ve never been a tall black man packed into a subway car in Beijing with 200 people staring at you – it’s an interesting experience.

The economy:

Neither I, nor any of my colleagues, could reconcile China’s communism with the spirit of entrepreneralism that rages through the Chinese people. Chinese people are more than happy to completely rip you off (let the buyer beware) and will do their best to accomplish this goal. But to be fair, everything is negotiable, so if one is dumb enough to take prices at their face value, he gets what he deserves I suppose. Many of us found that prices could be negotiated down by anywhere from 50% to 90% (although we concluded that westerners lack the basic skills to be good hagglers). What was also interesting was the economic influence that 100 young scientists with a per diem could wield. Stage performances in a bar were altered to accommodate us, we were virtually the sole patrons of an acrobat show one night, and our final night in town, we rented out an entire restaurant (and negotiated down the alcohol prices). One quickly becomes aware that he’s wielding wealth that is quite disproportionate to the average individual. Case-in-point, 6 of us had dinner and drinks one night at local establishment for a grand total of AUS$12 (and that includes the extra main dish that we ended up with by mistake). [But you could pay AUS$4 for a coffee at the aiport, and these kinds of contradictions are everywhere]. Really, the only clear sign that communism is thriving was the absurd amount of overemployment in some establishments. The local supermarket around the corner from us, for example, must have had 4 people “working” in each aisle and three at each cash register. As a consequence, none of them really had anything to do. When I did take something off the shelf, it was immediately replaced. This type of overemployment was rampant and must be juxtaposed against the rural poverty which exists outside the developed areas.

(Emphasis mine.)

[Image: BLP]

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Uncle Joel Joins Flickr

November 12, 2006

Me, Age Three

A couple of days ago I discovered that a long-time friend of the family, a photojournalist in Portland, Oregon, has begun posting some of his images on Flickr.

(“Uncle” Joel’s a close friend of my Dad; he snapped the pic of me as a three-year-old, above, watching my Pop work in our yard. Here’s the full-sized version of the image and its caption.)

I always knew Joel was a top-notch pro, a veteran lensman who’s been in the business for years and years, but upon viewing the breadth and depth of his work, I have to say I was astounded. His photos are full of energy and emotion, and they’re technically flawless. (I know just enough about photography to be dangerous, as they say.)

Here’re some of his pics that I particularly like:

“Leaving Summer Behind”
“Like a river flows…”
“Coco can Fly! (variation on a theme)”
“Daddy’s Girl” (don’t miss the caption)
“Sadiegirl takes her waters (for Hans)”
“Beach run at Rockaway (for Lotte)”
“finishline”
“Collision Course”
“Dog is my Co-Pilot”

His Music Makers and Sportin’ sets are also exceptional.

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Eating in Malaysia

November 12, 2006

Kuala Lumpur

Remember my trip to Malaysia back in March?

Well, I went there to meet up with my buddy Matt Gross, who was writing a story about Malaysian food. His article — and it’s really fantastic — ran in last weekend’s New York Times. Don’t miss it.

Not only has Matt accurately described the many flavors of the delectable food there, but he’s done an admirable job of explaining the history and culture that has informed Malaysian cuisine.

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Ex-PM Thaksin Roams the London Streets Alone

How the mighty have fallen.

The Nation newspaper ran some photos yesterday of Thailand’s ex-Prime Minister Thaksin Shinawatra strolling about London all by his lonesome. (He’s currently in exile there after being deposed in the military coup.)

The images seems to convey that Thaksin feels bummed, like, “I’m so lonely here in the UK and I feel so left out.” Also, don’t miss the taunting prose that the Nation ran along with the pics.

(As an aside: I don’t mean to compare Thaksin to Lil’Kim, but I can’t help but draw a parallel between these stark photos and the latter’s famous “I’m so ronery” ballad…)

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Thai Prime Minister Surayud Chulanont

Last night A and I attended Thai Prime Minister Surayud Chulanont‘s first major address to the foreign press since he took office following the September 19 military coup. In a wide-ranging speech followed by a question and answer session, the PM and his cabinet members outlined their plans for holding new elections — and touched on a host of other issues.

The photo above — and I apologize for its poor quality — is of PM Surayud seated on the dais. (Click on the image for a bigger version.)

The IHT’s Tom Fuller has some analysis of the PM’s remarks (notably Surayud’s proclamation that Shariah law could be imposed in the restive south), while The Nation’s also got some details regarding the evening.

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In my latest Gridskipper dispatch, I interview the creator of a new documentary about long-term travel and provide my thoughts on the film.

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Loy Krathong

November 6, 2006

It’s Loy Krathong time here in Thailand. From the Wikipedia page:

Loy Krathong is a festival celebrated in Thailand. It is held on the third lunar moon in November.

“Loi” means “to float”. “Krathong” is a lotus-shaped boat usually decorated with banana leaves, flowers, candles, coins, incense sticks etc.

The festival originated in Thailand to ask for the Mother of Water’s forgiveness for polluting the water.

The Thai tradition of Loy Kratong started off in Sukhothai, but is now celebrated throughout Thailand, with the festivities in Chiang Mai and Ayutthaya being particularly well known.

ThailandLife.com has more info, and you can see some more pics on Flickr.

I’ve witnesssed some folks carrying around krathongs, and I’ve heard firecrackers resounding throughout the city at night, but I haven’t seen anyone actually launching the vessels.

[Image: tom_p]

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Funny Friday Feline Pics

November 2, 2006

Astronaut Cat

Karate!

Word

I’m not even slightly a cat person, but since it’s Friday, here’s a special gift: funny cat pics, many of which belong to the Cute Overload oeuvre (though I prefer its counterpart, Ugly Overload). Sadly, there is no Tubcat in this amusing feline gallery. (Side note: My favorite animal site on the Intarweb is and always will be Sperel the Goose.)

(Via.)

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Thai Coup: Six Weeks In

November 2, 2006

Thailand Coup: CNN International -- Soldier with Yellow King Flag

Seth Mydans had a good story in yesterday’s IHT:

It was a smiling coup for the Land of Smiles, quick, neat, bloodless and broadly popular among the citizens of Bangkok. For several days, the tanks in the streets were a sort of petting zoo as families brought their children to climb onto the big, friendly machines.

Now, six weeks later, the tanks are gone, the mess of politics has reasserted itself and the generals are fumbling a bit with their new image as managers. People have begun to complain that these fix-it men have not yet produced what one foreign political analyst called “instant democracy.”

(Emphasis mine.)

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