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Reason Number 239 I Wanna Go to Denmark

Those crazy herring-chokers live in really cool converted seed silos.

(Via BoingBoing.)

Denmark, silo

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Ecuadorian Soup in The New Yorker

In the rare instances when news from Ecuador trickles into the American media, it usually involves strife: another democratically-elected president outsted, indigenous protesters railing against oil companies, etc.

So you can imagine my surprise when my grandmother* recently handed me this week’s New Yorker magazine and said “hey, there’s an article about Ecuador in here.” What’s more, if you have even limited experience with Ecuadorian cuisine, you’ll understand the improbability of this particular article appearing in their annual food issue. And, in one last counter-intutitive twist, the piece actually speaks favorably about the vittles at latitude zero.

The article’s by Calvin Trillin and it’s called “Speaking of Soup.” It’s funny and poignant: Trillin traveled to Cuenca, Ecuador (the city in which I lived for a year) to brush up on his Spanish and undertake a quest to consume numerous bowls of the traditional Ecuadorian soup called fanesca (a dish which, it pains me to say, I’m sure I’ve eaten but simply cannot remember).

Again, the article’s great, but here’re some passages that rang hollow for me:

…All the vegetables and spices required—corn, for instance, and fava beans and a couple of kinds of squash—grow in the area, and some of them apparently don’t make it as far as Guayaquil, which is only thirty minutes away by air. That may be because the distribution system seems to consist largely of indigenous women who come to the market from the countryside, many of them in the bright-colored flared skirts and high-crowned panama hats that can make even a small woman of some years look rather, well, zippy.

(Emphasis mine.) I have to take issue with this last sentence. I’m afraid what we’re seeing from Trillin is a bit of travel writing romanticization. Indigenous women in Ecuador are largely destitute and over-worked and often in ill-health. I have never seen an older indigenous woman look anything close to “zippy,” no matter how colorful her dress.

Also, there’s this:

…We also had long conversations about humitas, which have some resemblance to tamales. Instead of being dough around some central element like pork or chicken, though, humitas are the same all the way through—an astonishingly light concoction of fresh young corn that is ground and mixed with eggs and cheese and butter and anise and a bit of sugar.

Trillin must have tasted humitas that were an order of magnitude better than any of the sort that I ever ingested.

I have particularly vivid memories of a student of mine who once made me a bundle of humitas; she gave them to me after class and I ate them before getting on a five-hour bus ride. They did not settle well. I cut my journey short, checked into a hotel in Loja, and was subsequently wracked by vomiting and diarrhea for twelve long hours.

I ran out of water to drink and, bleary-eyed and weak-legged, made my way out into the street the next morning to find some refreshments. Not half a block from the hotel, a young girl on a fire escape above me dumped a bucket of water on my head. (Ecuadorians douse each other with water in the weeks preceeding carnaval.)

Long story short, when I think of humitas, the words “an astonishingly light concoction of fresh young corn that is ground and mixed with eggs and cheese and butter and anise and a bit of sugar” do not exactly come to mind.

That said, feel like making your own fanesca (the soup Trillin raves about)? Here’s a recipe. And if you’re a Spanish reader, here’s one from an Ecuadorian newspaper.

[*My eighty-five-year-old grandmother, Rosina, lives here in the DC area; I often go see her and we have lunch together. She gives me her old Econmist and New Yorker issues which, because she’s a news junkie and has a lot of time on her hands, she usually devours the same day they arrive in the mail. Not only is she more well-versed in current events than anyone I know, but she also pays her bills online is an avid emailer. In short, she kicks ass.]

fanesca, Calvin+Trillin, New+Yorker

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Reason Number 812 I Wanna Go to Japan

Harjuku.

harajuku

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Tips for Traveling in the Third World

I’m sure Americans for African Adoptions, Inc. is a perfectly well-intentioned organization. But their “20 ‘tips’ if you do decide to travel to a Third world country” are laughably paranoid.

A few of my faves:

1. Do not travel on dirt roads in a country that has ever had skirmishes or wars, regardless of how long ago. Mines can be activated years after being put in place. Mines are not in paved roads.

Um. Okay…

3. When the Middle East is heating up stay away from known Muslim areas, including shopping areas. If you don’t know were they are, find out! You are probably Christian or Jewish, or perceived to be – you will not be welcome.

???

4. Be alert for soldiers with AK-47’s. If the AK is on their back you can relax. If the AK is in the soldier’s hands be alert. If the clip has been inserted quietly in the weapon move away; always staying alert.

!!!!

10. Do not advertize that you are an American. That means do NOT flash money, do not advertise your loyalty to America, do not wear flag pins, flag sweaters, red, white & blue scarves, etc. Not everyone in the world likes Americans. Yes, we are proud to be an American but not everyone views us as a friend, to some people American is the enemy.

???

14. At ALL airports mentally count your luggage and count again and count again. Count your bags while you are gathering everything together at the airport. Count them when someone is helping you. Count them, as they are loaded in a taxi. Count them when someone is helping to unload the taxi and count your bags again when they are carried to your room.

Wow.

(Link via TMN.)

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A Famous Nariz del Diablo Vendor — and the Power of Flickr

Back in early 2003, when I was living in Ecuador, I rode atop the famous Nariz del Diablo (Devil’s Nose) train. And one of my favorite pics from the journey was this image of me and a vendor who climbed atop the train and was selling his wares during one of the stops:

(for a bigger version, click here. The photo would’ve been better without the annoying German guy sticking his head up behind us. But anyway.)

I subscribe to an RSS feed (What is RSS? you say) for Flickr photos tagged “Ecuador,” and today this one was delivered to me. It’s a photo of the same vendor — and interestingly, though the pic was just uploaded, it appears to have been taken some three years before I met the guy, before he traded in his traditional bowler’s cap for his (probably pirated) Yankess woolie:

Update: Sorry, this photo is no longer available on Flickr, it seems.

One of Flickr’s most useful features is that it allows users to associate their images with “tags,” thus liberating them from individual albums. And discovering such photos is simple with RSS. Pretty cool stuff, if you ask me.

flickr, photos

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Reason Number 768 I Wanna Go to Finland

Don’t miss Hel Looks, a photo collection of street fashion in Finland.

My fave:

If The Dude were a raver and grew up in Scandinavia, he’d be this guy:

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Dude, Watch Out or I’ll Sick My Hyena On You

Seriously. Reason number 541 that I want to go to Nigeria. Behold:

More pics here. More info here.

Perhaps the most amusing photo of the lot:

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Flickr

Some of you might’ve noticed that I’ve slowly been outsourcing all of my photos to flickr, the excellent Web-based photo management service. I’d experimented with it before and I liked it, but I found that the free version’s alloted storage space made it impractical. But then Wendy H. kindly hooked me up with a free pro account, and that changed everything.

In the same way that iTunes liberated my music from CDs, so too has flickr made my old photos — many of which had been lost deep in the bowels of newley.com — accessible once again.

I give you, therefore, virtually all of my digital pics; I’m still adding new images in bits and pieces, so stay tuned. Just last night I uploaded the pics from my first and second Thailand trips (back in ’01 and ’02, respectively), as well as my first ‘Nam journey (in ’02).

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Metro Cards: Soon to Go the Way of the Dodo?

Ben P., my climate scientist ex-roommate currently living in Oz and apparently scanning headlines from Taiwan, sends this along:

Newley: I assume you heard about this while in Taiwan – you better start collecting those metro cards quick – could eventually be a thing of the past.

Actually, Ben, I hadn’t seen that news — and I’m all the happier that I’ve already got the Taipei card in my possession! I better start beefing up my collection before less tech-savvy cities start doing the same…

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“Complaint From Seat 29E”

Sorry about that last entry. Newley Purnell, Generalist reared his ugly head.

Let’s get back to some innanity. Try this one on for size.