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The News from Ecuador This Week

I’ve started writing for Southern Exposure, an interesting group Weblog covering Latin American affairs. Here’s my first dispatch, which surveys the news from Ecuador this week.

Southern Exposure’s contributors include Marcelo Rinesi, Stephen George, Francisco Muniz, Edward Hugh, Miguel Octavio, Randy Paul, Miguel Centellas, and Henry Schroy.

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“Los Monologos de la Vagina”

I went to see an Ecuadorian production of “The Vagina Monologues” last night. (En Espanol, that’s “Los Monologos de la Vagina”.)

It was funny. It was ribald. It was candid. And the four actresses spoke very quickly and employed lots of slang. I didn’t understand some of it. (Okay, make that lots of it.) But I got the gist.

The crowd in attendance was a mixed bag–mostly young, progressive Ecuadorians. And some gringos, too. There certainly weren’t many machista Ecuadorian men. It was surprising to witness such a frank–and gyno-empowered–production here in Cuenca, where conservative, Catholic, patriarchal sentiments are so pervasive.

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Jack W.’s Analysis of the Democratic Presidential Hopefuls

My good friend Jack W. works for an environmental regulatory consulting firm in DC (no, I don’t have any idea what he does all day, but it sounds pretty fancy). And he’s a very astute political observer.

I asked him–as a “progressive Republican” (and a Vermonster, just like Howard Dean)–to comment on the Democratic Presidential frontrunners. His pithy, incisive response follows:

My Republican perspective probably isn’t much different from the average Democratic voter, if anything I have more objectivity because I could give (Ed.–expletive deleted) about who gets the nomination. But then I also consider myself a progressive Republican, so at the least I can understand where these guys are coming from.

I don’t know if I am ready to break down the stances of the individual Democratic nominees yet, because from the nine-person debates it is really hard to get an idea where each of them stand on certain issues. The debates are really not debates, they are more like caucuses where the candidates are trying to gauge what positions
they should take, which position draws the most applause, and who can slight Howard Dean the most.

I can comment on their standing and nomination chances, based on first impressions. First, you have the candidates with a legitimate shot, which means they have reliable ground operations set up in each state, a grassroots base of supporters, and decent name recognition amongst registered Democrats.

They are: Dean, Kerry, Gephardt, Lieberman, Edwards, and Clark. The “show” candidates, those that are trying desperately to get a speaking spot at the Democratic National Convention are Mosley-Braun, Sharpton, and Kucinich. To some extent Kucinich serves to force the front runners further to the left (or balance center leaning Lieberman), while Sharpton and Braun are your token minority and female candidates–they stand to increase their political capital by endorsing one front runner in the late stages of the race, essentially sending that candidate all their votes (or delegates if they get any) once the nominee is chosen.

Out of the six legitimate challengers, Lieberman is too centrist (too Gore-ish if you will, plus he already lost last cycle), Edwards has the least name recognition (no message platform, weak base, and too much like Kerry), and Clark is too much of a political novice. The difference between Clark and Eisenhower (if we are comparing generals and NATO supreme commanders) is that Ike was someone to rally around (he won WWII). While Clark has got the perfect credentials, he is not well respected in the Pentagon, and really only won that piddly little war in Bosnia. He has an excellent resume and is extremely smart, however, as we witnessed in 2000, outright intelligence does not get you elected (it’s like book smart vs. street smarts).

According to Donnie Fowler, his campaign manager for the first three weeks of the campaign, Clark has also disconnected from his local support (the DraftClark folks,
local Arkansans, etc.) and taken on a bevy of Washington insiders to advise him. Wrong move–didn’t work for Gore in 2000 (even with his last ditch attempt at moving campaign headquarters to Tennessee). This disconnect will ultimately be his demise because voters like to be coddled in the primaries. It’s like your first couple dates with a girl… (Ed.–I’ve removed an analogy here that some of this Weblog’s readers might find offensive). Dean has practically adopted Iowa and New Hampshire as his base of operations and has spent so much time on the road, he is welcome in anyone’s bedroom.

So your legitimate front runners: Kerry, Gephardt, and Dean. Kerry has a shot, eloquent speaker, war hero, solid democratic ideals, plenty of money. But for some reason I can’t feel comfortable around him. Maybe its that his skin looks like it could fall off his face any minute, maybe its his wishy-washy stance on the war, maybe he is too Northeastern privileged liberal, I just don’t think he gets the nod.

If Gephardt wins Iowa and has a solid showing in New Hampshire, then things could steam roll for him. He’s got a great base in Iowa, and the Midwest (states with big electorals like Ohio, Illinois), great union support, and is an established democratic leader–I like his chances.

Dean, let’s call him the people’s candidate, brings the most energy to the campaign. The guy is a fireplug, not afraid to say anything and not afraid to stand up to Bush. All the candidates say they “disagree” with Bush on that, “disagree” with Bush on this. Dean says stuff like, I “hate” the way Bush is running the country, I “hate” Bush’s stance onthe war, implying that not only does he disagree, but that he actually
hates Bush himself and if the two were locked in a room together, punches would be thrown, not just ideals. His pre-campaign work was great, with the Internet rallies, the continuous road trips, and buzz generation. He has the most money due to this
effort, and if he can deny public funding, will increase his standing even further (a bold
step to take for any Democrat, considering Bush’s war chest).

It is a pretty amazing transformation from watching him in Vermont, it’s like he has grown another foot in stature and confidence (which could help, cause he is only 5’5″). Other Ds do not like him for some reason, probably because he doesn’t play nice and pisses off people in his own party. If he can withstand the wrath of his own party, then I think he has a shot. He polls well with voters, and that is who politicians are supposed to take their cues from, so maybe the party will come around and support him over the next few months. If that happens, Terry McAuliffe (DNC head) should start looking for a new job, probably getting an early start on the Hillary 2008 campaign.

That’s all I’ve got for now, check back in a few weeks and I’ll talk about decent vice-presidential candidates, and who they might match up with.

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“The Mystery of the Rain Forest Rash”

Planning on doing some hiking in Costa Rica? Beware of strange bug bites. (Via Beautiful Horizons.)

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A Scary Scene at El Cafecito

First typhoid hits Cuenca. And now a bold armed robbery of a well-established restaurant.

Two nights ago, several men brandishing shotguns entered El Cafecito, a restaurant/bar/hostal popular with gringos and travelers. (I ate dinner there last week.) The men, surely aware that the place would be full of tourists, robbed everyone there, pistol-whipped an employee, and reportedly put their guns up to some of the patrons’ heads. A friend of mine, unluckily, was there; he lost all his credit cards. And two more of my friends, not knowing what had transpired, arrived 30 minutes after the robbery; the police, supposedly, took 45 minutes to arrive.

In the 11 months I’ve lived here, nothing like this has happened in the center of the city.

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“He has a big nose like italian people”

I’ve just finished grading my midterm exams. The tests, which I gave to my 103 and 302 classes, contained several writing sections. Following are some amusing responses I received; I’m reproducing them here verbatim.

Asked to look at a photo and describe the facial features of the Spanish pop singer David Bisbal, a 302 student writes:

“David Bisbal has a curly blonde hair. He has a big nose like italian people…his chin is special like Kirk Douglas.”

Another 302 student opined:

“His jaw is small and it helps him to look better. His nose is small. His eyes are small but can make me crazy. His earlobe are small I think so. I can’t see it.”

Who’s your favorite singer? A 103 student wrote the following response, most of which is unintelligible:

“Erreway time is the time the change. Is singer very beautiful because sings the students in Argentina.”

My 302 exam contained a section on passive sentences. One of my students penned the following:

“The children was liked by ice cream.”

Another said:

“cosmetic surgery isn’t common in Abganistan.”

And, finally, a 302 student produced this unique definition:

“alienate: someone who acts like an alien.”

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File Under: Overreacting

CNN reports: “After complaints from parents and students, police in Goose Creek, South Carolina, defended their decision Friday to send a team of officers, some with guns drawn, into a high school earlier this week for a drug raid that turned up no drugs.”

There are times when I’m proud of the way things are done in my adopted home state. And then there are times, such as now, when I’m not.

(You can follow the developing story at South Carolina Hotline, a good Weblog that summarizes news from the state.)

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Andres Oppenheimer on Latin America’s Growing Anti-Western Sentiment

The Miami Herald‘s Andres Oppenheimer argues that Bolivian Indigenous leader Evo Morales’s anti-Western rhetoric is wrong-headed–for, Oppenheimer askes, “What would Latin America be without Western influence?”

The Bush Administration is worried that Morales, who placed second in Bolivia’s last presidental elections and spearheaded the movement to topple the Andean nation’s last head of state, is fanning the flames of anti-American sentiment. And that such ill will will spread to “the vast indigenous populations of Peru, Ecuador, Guatemala and southern Mexico.”

Morales recently said “We have lived for many years a confrontation of two cultures: The culture of life, represented by the indigenous people, and the culture of death, represented by the West.” He added, “If we want to defend humanity, the system must be defeated, U.S. imperialism must be defeated.”

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My New Essay on Living Abroad During the War in Iraq

Emory Magazine has just published an essay I wrote about living in Ecuador during the war in Iraq. Here’s an excerpt:

I arrived in Ecuador while the US government was preparing to invade Iraq, and I’ve been here throughout the subsequent war and the toppling of Saddam Hussein. Witnessing these events from a foreign country has given me a unique perspective on how Ecuadorians view Americans — and our government.

Many people I meet here are fond of Americans but dislike our nation’s foreign policy. But like many other people around the world, most Ecuadorians recognize that Americans are individuals, and that we don’t always agree with our government’s policies. In the case of our war with Iraq, many Ecuadorians saw America’s military actions as characteristically bullying: the world’s strongest country flexing its muscles. The US’s conflict with Iraq angered many Ecuadorians because it was a war, I’ve heard them say, that didn’t need to happen — it was a war of choice.

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A Promising New Latin American Group Blog

Randy Paul points out a promising new group Weblog focused on Latin America. It’s called Southern Exposure.