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A Report from My Pal in Ecuador

I’ve written recently that I think Ecuadorian president Lucio Gutierrez will soon be ousted from office. His approval ratings are south of 10%, and most crucially, he’s alienated the country’s sizeable indigenous population. And as we saw in Bolivia last year, well-organized Indian groups in the Andes have the power to force unpopular presidents to step down. So after an Ecuadorian indigenous coalition launched a series of protests throughout the country a couple weeks ago, I predicted that Lucio’s days must now surely be numbered.

I asked my good friend Mike F., an American I taught with in Ecuador, for his thoughts on the situation. He lives in Cuenca and has a deep understanding of Ecuadorian political and social dynamics; he related these interesting (and humorous) observations. It seems I might’ve too quick to herald Lucio’s demise.

First, I’d like to inform you that Cuenca now has a new mall, “Mall del Rio, Shopping Center”. Yes that’s right, shopping center, as if centro comercial didn’t describe it. We went for the customary visit on Sunday, and how enlightening it was. Picture the scene, a new mall, basically right at the base of the Turi hill, with venders selling their shish-kabobs and other wares right outside of the parking lot.

The first thing you see- the coral centro “Hipermarket” that takes up nearly a quarter of the whole space. It has 50 counters on 2 levels, and everything under the sun. Walking away from the Hiper, there was a fountain that sprayed water from the ground floor up through a large hole in the second. People were fascinated. Not nearly as fascinated as they were with the escalators though. I have never seen anything like it in my life. Women at the top putting their foot on the first stair, then pulling it back while doing the “cha-chai” hand motion (the one that looks like you’re packing dip), I watched this one women do that for a couple minutes at least. There was always a line for the escalator becuase of these women. The best was the 60 year old indigenous women who lost her shoe and had her legs being dragged up while her daughters who had her by the armpits dragged her off.

Other than that, the highlight had to have been the movie store- beautiful, well done,
looked like blockbuster, selling -maybe you’ve already guessed- pirated DVDs. Three television stores, half naked women selling TVs, Coldplay on the radio, this mall could be anywhere in the world. And it was packed.

On the other side of the country, the strikes were by all accounts a failure. By the 2nd day CONAIE knew it didn’t have the numbers to force out Lucio, and stopped putting his resignation in the list of demands. Attempts to gather in Quito failed, and for what I know, almost no traffic was stopped. At the same time, everyone with disposable income spent it at the mall, including some indigenous (although not many). At the Peugot dealership (which was PACKED), the sales table was in the exact middle of the room-so everyone could see. It was like a race to spend, and to be seen doing it. Sunday best for mall day.

What does it all mean? To me, a couple of things. First, unless he runs afoul of the military, Lucio won’t fall. Plus, he’s already been to Washington to say he wants to be George’s best friend in the hemisphere. He has also said that he wants a free trade agreement with the US regardless of whether or not the rest of SA agrees with him. Consumerism is here to stay. People want to be spenders, to be havers. When Lucio got elected, it looked like he would be a leftist. No one accuses him of that anymore. Ecuador is in a boom time for it’s budget right now because it was based on $16 a barrel and it’s now getting around $35 a barrel. Where is the money going? To build rural roads? No, to fix up the tourist centers of Quito and Guayaquil (and Cuenca to a lesser degree). To host the Miss Universe (incidentally, Miss Peru got robbed). I think that this government, and the people, have made a choice to join the “global economy” whatever that might mean for a raw goods exporter. I think the most telling of anything is the number of TV stores in Cuenca and the new mall. Consumerism and the TV go hand in hand, and everyone has one. You might even be able to measure class status with the number of TVs that someone has. It’s a little disappointing, but what can you expect.

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On the Future of Taiwan

Via the excellent Peking Duck, here’s a fascinating look at the future of the small island I now call home. Check out Ross Terrill’s “Death of a Party-State: The Aftermath of the Presidential Election in Taiwan.”

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Things I’ve Seen People Do While Driving a Scooter Here

1. Talk on a mobile phone.
2. Smoke a cigarette.
3. Enjoy a beverage.
4. Chew betelnut.
5. Pet their dog, which is riding on the floorboards.
6. Simultaneously talk on a mobile phone, smoke a cigarette, and enjoy a beverage.

UPDATE: Jill reminds me of another ridiculous scooter multitasking phenomenon we’ve witnessed: people tending to their infants, who they’ve got swaddled up in baby carriers resting on their floorboards.

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The Story of the Two Things…

is amusing.

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More on Ecuador

I’ve written a little more about Ecuador in a new post over at Southern Exposure. The long and the short of it:

1) Presidente Lucio’s hanging in there; and
2) here’s a lengthy, detailed, and quite moving expose of the Ecuadorian human trafficking industry; the New York Times published it today, and it’s a must-read.

Staggering numbers of Ecuadorians pay exorbitant amounts of money to be ferried from the Ecuadorian coast to Guatemala; from there, they travel to Mexico and then, finally, to the US, where they typically work low-wage jobs and send money home to their relatives. Not only is the story riveting, but it hits home for me: I lived in Cuenca, where the trafficking ring is based.

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“Honk Fiercely as You Ride”: Test Your Chinglish!

I’m in the process of obtaining my motorcycle license. I’ve done the vision test at a local hospital, and the next step is to take the written and driving tests.

In studying the test booklet, I’ve encountered some amusing questions. Here’re a couple; this is exactly how they appear in the book:

When riding through an urban area of disorder traffic or a road construction section , you should (1) speed up to pass quickly. (2) honk fiercely as you ride (3) give way for each other.

If a motorcyclist wants to be honored , happy , safe on traffic , he should (1) have a sense of morality and follow the laws. (2) have good riding skills. (3) not smoke and drink.

At public or entertainment center’s exits and entrances or train stations. (1) You may stop. (2) You must not stop. (3) There are no regulations.

Before riding a motorcycle, (1) you should make sure you have all your tools. (2) it is portable so do not need to bring the tools. (3) there are no regulations about bringing the tools.

For the rider the most important equipment of protecting the body is (1) a wide belt. (2) a helmet. (3) windshield glasses.

Stay tuned for the correct answers…

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Gladwell Speaks

Here’s an interview with Malcolm Gladwell, one of my favorite writers.

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Many Congrats…

…to my brother Colin and his friends, who just graduated from high school. Colin, my mom points out, enjoyed the moment with a big fat stogie.

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Breaking News from the New York Times

Bloggers are dorks. And they procrastinate a lot.

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My Second Favorite Band…

…in the whole wide world (after Satanicde) is Cookie Mongoloid:

Cookie Mongoloid is Sesame Speed Metal! See the Cookie Mongoloid in all his blue, furry, googly-eyed glory backed by the baddest of gender mixed metal bands as they decimate and regurgitate your childhood favorites in an abrasive metal wrath. See their harem of gothic gyrators, the Cookies, demonstrate such elemental concepts as up and down in a blaze of lights, smoke and pyrotechnic cookie shrapnel.