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Chorks: Approved for Use in Outer Space

AFP:

Talk about a Chinese take-away. Astronauts Fei Junlong and Nie Haisjeng blasted into outer space with a full larder of Chinese specialities including cuttlefish and meat balls, and beef with orange peel.

But the pair of orbiting diners will have to do without chopsticks, which were considered too difficult to manoeuvre in the weightlessness of space. They’ll use forks and spoons instead according to the state Xinhua news agency.

(Emphasis mine.)

These particular taikonauts — as well as citizens throughout all of Asia — clearly need my chorks. (Note to self: have patent lawyer draft proposal for China National Space Administration STAT.)

Some background, for those of you who’re new to my chorks concept. While living in Taiwan last year, I really enjoyed using chopsticks — but I found that they failed in one crucial regard: picking up little pieces of food (vittles that’re too small to be grasped, and can only be poked). So I constructed the prototype you see above by fashioning tiny dumpling pokers to the ends of conventional chopsticks. And the chorks, thus, were born. Chopsticks plus forks equals chorks.

I’m still tweaking my current working model; in the meantime, I’m accepting overtures from angel investors who’re ready to change the world. Consider that the population of Asia is over three billion, and most of the people on the continent uses chopsticks. It wouldn’t take much market penetration to earn boat-loads of cash. But, of course, the chorks have never been primiarly a commercial endeavor: I just want the world to eat more efficiently. It’s that simple.

(News link via Ni Howdy.)

forks, chopsticks, chorks

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Hey, Lucio: Denial Ain’t Just a River in Egypt

AP:

Ousted Ecuadorean President Lucio Gutierrez said Thursday he was renouncing his asylum in Colombia and would return to his own country where he faces arrest and attempt to regain power.

“I will use all legal and constitutional means to retake power,” Gutierrez told a news conference in a Bogota hotel.

Ecuadorean Interior Minister Galo Chiriboga warned that if Gutierrez returns, he “must submit to the law.” In a radio interview in Ecuador’s capital of Quito, Chiriboga noted that a judge has ordered Gutierrez’s arrest.
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“What the de facto government does is not my call,” Gutierrez told journalists. “I cannot be held accountable for what happens when I step on Ecuadorean soil.”

Who’s writing Gutierrez’s speeches these days, Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf?

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5-Year Sentence Reduction for Schapelle Corby

BBC:

A court in Indonesia has cut the sentence being served by Australian woman Shapelle Corby, her lawyers have said.

Corby, who was found guilty of smuggling marijuana into Bali in May, will now serve 15 years in jail instead of 20, attorney Hotman Paris said.

But Corby’s sister Mercedes said she was furious with the appeal verdict. “She should be free,” Mercedes said.

Corby’s case has gripped Australians, with many believing she is innocent.

Schapelle+Corby, Australia

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New Blog About Simple Living

DeeperMotive.org: “Fighting waste. Saving money. Living simply.”

Deeper+Motive

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ASD and Horseradish

Matthew Baldwin at Defective Yeti has posted a moving story about discovering that his 18-month-old son has autistic spectrum disorder. Give it a read.

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Embracing my Inner Ansel Adams — Redux

I got all artistic with my camera last night and took some shots using the night scene (long exposure) feature in my darkened bedroom (yes, I am a complete dork). I recently picked up a small tripod and took the following pics by twirling my mini-headlamp around to various effect.

This one reminds me of the rings of Saturn or something:

2015-11-28_rings

While in this one we see that my laptop (iRene the iBook) is so heavenly that she boasts a halo:

2015-11-28_ibook

Here’re a few more similar images.

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Ecuador: Headed to World Cup ’06

They’re partying in Quito, Cuenca, Guayaquil, Esmeraldas, and all points in between at latitude zero: Ecuador drew 0-0 at home with Uruguay yesterday to book their passage to World Cup ’06 in Germany this summer.

Elsewhere, four teams from the African region — newcomers all — have clinched their spots: Angola, Ivory Coast, Ghana, and Togo. Here’s a complete run-down of the nations that have qualified so far.

World+Cup

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J3tlag.com

J3tlag.com (that’s Jetlag.com to non-hackers, I guess) is an interesting new blog devoted to — from what I can tell — the intersection of travel and style. Or something like that. It’s got plenty of style and not much travel-related substance so far, but it’s early in the game. They’ve got a diverse group of contributers lined up, however, and that seems promising.

j3tlag.com, j3tlag

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Hey, Man, Nice Hat — I Mean, Hair

Sweet.

(Via BoingBoing.)

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Building a Nest Egg, 1% at a Time

I had to laugh when I saw an ad on TV last night for American Express’s new credit card: 1% of eveything you charge on your card is put into a savings account with a 3.15% interest rate. There’s a $35 annual fee for the card.

Okay, so let’s do the math. You wanna save some cash. But you have a hard time putting aside the dough on your own. The solution: keep buying stuff on credit — stuff you probably wouldn’t pay for cash for — and then you won’t have to worry about building your nest egg.

Go ahead and buy that new 42″ plasma screen TV for $2,200 — and a whopping $22 will go into your savings account! What a bargain! Throw a $2,000 Rolex (it’s used, so it’s cheap!) on the card, as well, as you’ve saved another 20 bones. When you substract the $35 annual fee, you’ve come out seven dollars ahead! (Of course, you could always pay cash for a cheaper TV and a less extravagent watch — and save the difference, plus the interest you’d have to pay on the credit card — but we all know what a hassle that can be.)

When most people think about saving money for the future, they try to figure out a way to make more cash — whether it’s through higher income or a hairbrained 1% savings plan like this. It’s much simpler, of course, to simply modify our lifestyles so we spend less than we make. It’s not necessarily easier, but it’s simpler.

One of my favorite passages in Rolf Potts’s excellent book “Vagabonding : An Uncommon Guide to the Art of Long-Term World Travel” is when Potts recounts a scene from the 1987 film “Wall Street.” Charlie Sheen plays a young stockbroker on the make; at one point, he tells his girlfriend that he wants to work hard and make a killing so he can one day retire and “ride a motorcycle across China.” As Potts points out, Sheen’s character — or anyone — could work for a year cleaning toilets, living inexpensively and saving as much as possible, and have enough funds for such a trip.

(Or, of course, assuming the journey might cost $3,000, you could always charge $300,000 on your new AmEx card and have the necessary loot saved for you automatically! Making the minimum monthly payments might be tough, however…)