An update to my last post: CNN is reporting that tanks are rolling through the streets of Bangkok. Prime Minister Thaksin has declared a state of emergency. A coup attempt appears to be under way. Stay tuned…
Category: Misc.
Thailand Coup Rumors
The breaking news from The Nation:
Coup rumours were widely spread Tuesday night after the Third and Fifth Army areas moved their four battalions out.
But officers from the two army areas said the forces were moved to be stationed in the three southern border provinces as part of personnel rotation there.
The 31st Infantry Regimen also moved out its personnel as part of the rotation with soldiers in the deep South, the officers said.
The 23rd and 24th Cavalry Battalions and the Second Cavalry Division also moved out their personnel to rotate with soldiers at the Pha Muang Task Force in Phetchabun.
The officers said the massive movements of the soldiers apparently led to the coup rumours.
And the bigger-picture story from Reuters:
Even though Thailand’s last military coup was 15 years ago, when Bangkok motorists spotted tanks rolling down the street last week, many thought the army was up to its old tricks once again.
“I received more than 10 calls from people saying they had seen several tanks on the street and asking in a shaky voice if there was a coup,” said Jakrapan Kunanyatirakul of FM 91 traffic radio.
“We called the army for an explanation and the answer was it was troops returning from up-country exercises.”
With Thailand mired in a political crisis now in its ninth month and tensions escalating between the army, police, palace and government, the callers could not be accused of being paranoid.
Military chiefs vow the army will stay out of the mess left by April’s annulled election, but with 23 coups or attempted coups during 74 years of on-off democracy, many view their protestations with skepticism.
“Although the chances of success now are much less, it’s almost impossible to dismiss fears of a coup here since we still have many politically active soldiers,” said security analyst Panitan Wattanayakorn at Bangkok’s Chulalongkorn University.
An Honest In-Flight Announcement

…Your life-jacket can be found under your seat, but please do not remove it now. In fact, do not bother to look for it at all. In the event of a landing on water, an unprecedented miracle will have occurred, because in the history of aviation the number of wide-bodied aircraft that have made successful landings on water is zero. This aircraft is equipped with inflatable slides that detach to form life rafts, not that it makes any difference. Please remove high-heeled shoes before using the slides. We might as well add that space helmets and anti-gravity belts should also be removed, since even to mention the use of the slides as rafts is to enter the realm of science fiction.
New iPod Shuffle

Apple continues to demonstrate that they just might have the most innovative consumer electronics product designers in the world. Check out the new iPod Shuffle. One gig of memory. 240 songs. 1.62 inches long. 78 bucks. A built-in clip. Wow.
“From Ruins to Ruined”
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The LAT’s Richard Paddock has published a revealing story about the Myanmar government’s efforts to “rebuild” the country’s ancient temples.
(Via.)
Round-the-World Dork Dance
Speaking of Matt Gross/the Frugal Traveler, let’s give it up for another peripatetic Matt. I speak of Matt Hoffman, a dude who visited some 39 countries and did his goofy (yet oddly infectious) dance in each of them. Check out the video above or visit his site.
(Via.)

In my latest Gridskipper post, I take a look at Matt Gross’s final dispatches from his round-the-world journey as the New York Times’s Frugal Traveler.
Related: World Hum’s Mike Yessis recently published an interview with Matt.
[Photo: Matt Gross/NYT]
Best of Newley.com
For your reading pleasure — and really, everything I do is, ultimately, for your reading pleasure — I’ve compiled a list of some of my best posts. I went back through my archives, which stretch back to January of 2002, and selected only the most ridiculously sublime of my musings.
Enjoy them again for the fist time.
— Jalapeno Hands: a Cautionary Culinary Tale (July 3, 2004 — Thanks to Chris D. for the tale.)
— US Soccer: Postmortem Analysis (June 29, 2006)
— Spotted in Bangkok: Collectible Lighters Featuring World Ethnicities (April 27, 2006)
— Health Insurance and Moral-Hazard (August 22, 2005)
— Notes from Indonesia (April 20, 2006)
— Korean French Fry-Encrusted Hot Dogs (February 18, 2006)
— Bloggers’ Favorite Books of 2005 (December 20, 2005)
— Newley.com: Best in Comments (January 21, 2006)
— My Pics of a DC Sunset (August 22, 2005)
— Chorks: Approved for Use in Outer Space (September 16, 2005)
— Hurricanes, Global Warming, and Politically-Inspired Fear-Mongering (Related: Climate Change and Hurricane Katrina) (September – December, 2005)
— Ecuadorian Corpus Christi Celebrations: Bring on the Fireworks (June 24, 2003)
— Old Photos I Found at my Grandmother’s House and Scanned in (January 4, 2006)
— New York Fuggin’ City (June 27, 2005)
— Ecuadorian Soup in the New Yorker (September 6, 2005)
— Miles the Spider (August 10, 2005)
— Video of Thai Ladies Laughing at Me (August 2, 2006 — Thanks to A for the clip.)
— Blogging from 30,000 Feet (June 8, 2006)
Shopping Cart Sculptures
New York to LA in Just Over Two Hours
A new generation of supersonic private jets could trigger a boom in luxury high-speed flight — without the sonic boom normally associated with breaking the sound barrier.
Lockheed Martin’s advanced Skunk Works unit is designing a small, 12-seat passenger jet that would travel at 1,200 mph (Mach 1.8) but which would produce only a whisper of the annoying crack once emitted by the retired Concorde.
The sleek, 130-foot-long QSST (for “quiet supersonic travel”) aircraft is being designed for a Nevada consortium called Supersonic Aerospace International, or SAI, at an estimated cost of $2.5 billion.
Aimed at business executives and diplomats, the QSST will fly at nearly twice the speed of conventional business jets and have a range of 4,600 miles nonstop — Los Angeles to New York in just over two hours.
It could be ready for boarding by 2013, according to the company.
Meh.
How about New York to London in less than an hour? Now that’s more like it.
And hell, while we’re on the topic of outlandishly silly-ass engineering feats, can we get a fricking space elevator up and running already?
(First link via.)

