Iraq is a mess. Genocide is occurring in Sudan. North Korea’s got nukes. Jews and Arabs hate each other as much as ever. Burma’s being run by a military junta.
And these jackasses are hyperventilating because tourists in DC aren’t standing on the right side of Metro escalators: “Why the hell is that moron from Ohio standing in front of you as you rush down the escalator and desperately try to make it to your train? Because he hasn’t been educated properly.”
You have got to be kidding me.