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Work Schmerk

I know I can’t be alone when I say that sometimes I get bored at work. Not so much “get bored” as “just don’t feel like doing what it is I’m supposed to be doing”. That’ll happen. So this morning I went on a quest to find a Google White Whale–that is, searches using only two words that return only one match. It’s more difficult than you might think. Below are my results.

duplicitous eel: 67 matches
brilliant flagellum: 555 matches!
parapetetic conflagration: No matches (I had high hopes for this one, too. Damn.)
defenestrated ravioli: 2 matches (gettin’ there)
public eyesore: 33,900 matches (just curious about that one)
unfortunate shitzu: 51 matches

and on and on and on…

until

gigantic zyzygy: 1 match!

Great. Now I’ll be at work until 11:00 making up for my slackassedness.

In the meantime, here is a Bold New Model for Success. Endless thanks to sweet, sweet Dana.

Nick M.

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