So my favorite baseball team, the Atlanta Braves, has decided to jettison my favorite pitcher, Greg Maddux.
General manager John Schuerholz says Maddux, at age 37, is asking for too much money. Schuerholz also decided to let lifetime Brave Javy Lopez go.
Here’s a radical idea for you, Johnny boy: instead of getting rid of the fan favorites, how about firing your underperforming, wife-beating manager, Bobby Cox? Just a thought.