All’s well in Beantown. Having a great time with Benny C., Miles B., and Mike W. Jordan M. arrives today.
My buddies surprised me with an unbelievable gift: an apron autographed by some of our nation’s finest competive eaters. They secured it at a Boston wing-eating contest. It contains personalized notes (like “way to go Newley, keep eating in Ecuador!”) from the likes of Eric “Badlands” Booker and Ed “Cookie” Jarvis. I’m moved to the point of tears.