AP:
RANSON, W.Va. – Either they misjudged the distance or they couldn’t take the traffic. For reasons that mystify authorities, five deer that made their way onto the top of a five-story parking garage suddenly leaped to their deaths Sunday.
Police Cpl. Steve Cox found the does’ bodies on a service road to the Charles Town Races & Slots, next to a security van they’d narrowly missed.
“They took the plunge,” he said. “It was just absolutely weird.”
Best part:
The carcasses were given to passers-by for butchering.
I think it would be stating the obvious to say: Only in West Virginia.