Rob at Cockeyed.com presents: “The Price of a Gallon” of 47 liquids. It’s no surprise that gasoline’s way cheaper than stuff like milk, coffee mate, Evian water, Budweiser beer, etc. — of course, when was the last time you bought 15 or 20 gallons of that stuff?
If you ask me, though, a gallon of Kikkoman soy sauce for $15.33 is a bargain at twice the price. I love that stuff. Perhaps the most overpriced item on Rob’s list, though, is patchouli oil, which goes for $806.40 a gallon. C’mon.
If I had $38,858,507.46 laying around, however, you better believe I’d be picking up a gallon of scorpion venom. That would be awesome. If anyone ever gave me any lip, I’d totally be like, yo, you better shut the hell up or I’m gonna go get my gallon of scorpion venum and dump it all over you! They would shut up fast, I bet.