Thanks to Dave T. for passing along the shocking, shocking news regarding the existence of the Finger Forks. These contraptions, which were recently featured on BoingBoing, are clearly a shameless rip-off of my ingenious Chorks concept:
Two words: prior art! I am so calling my patent lawyer…
Two reader submissions to share:
Armor of God PJs:
The whole Armor of God Pajama set will help your children to depend on God to protect them from their fears, doubts, and uncertainties at night so their sleep can be restful and peaceful.
Thanks for the link, Dave T.
And from Benny C:
AP:
TURNER, Maine –Residents are wondering if an […]
The Cruzin Cooler:
Cruzin Cooler combines two basic necessities of life, the ability to have cold food or a beverage handy along with the means to get somewhere, without walking. With modern technology, the Cruzin Cooler is light-weight and comes in various sizes and is available in gas and electric models, with a 10 mile range […]
The Yoda plush backpack. Hilarious.
I recently purchased these potato chips at Bangkok’s Big C. (Big C is a Thai hypermarket, sort of like Wal-Mart but with an open-air meat section. Thailand has several hypermarkets, such as French-based Carrefour and Tesco Lotus, a UK/Thai joint venture.)
Anyway, I saw these chips and I thought, in this order:
1. Wow — […]
There is so much to analyze on this box of Korean condoms that I don’t even know where to start. The copy on the box reads:
Keep it real. Keep on faith. Keep on going. Piece! Stay real! WE are all brack people.
Also, what’s up with the panther and the cat-woman?
SNP:
Bottles in Translation is a company that takes Nalgene Bottles and prints foreign language translations of popular words and phrases.
If you’re travelling in a foreign country and you’re embarrased of having to pull out a little translation book, you can pull out your drink bottle instead and look up foreign language translations while maintaining your […]
Pretty cool. (Via BB).
SNP:
The “3 Tierras Premium Cigar” from Felipe Gregorio, Inc. is being billed as the world’s first double-barrel shotgun cigar.
It’s two cigars fused together at the mouth-end.
The Cigar is said to be made with a Dominican-grown piloto-Cubano leaf mini cigar and a Habano #92 Nicaraguan tobacco mini cigar. The two cigars are merged into a pyramid-shaped […]
Reader Katie C. sends along a link to this “shalom dog costume” available at (oddly enough) SantaSuits.com, which features a line of costumes for pooches.
The site contains lots of weird stuff, including an extensive selection of biblical character costumes. Perhaps my favorite is the deluxe Jesus costume (scroll down).
But the tackiness doesn’t stop there! […]
Beer for dogs. What more is there to say?
…is some water buffalo milk yogurt.
(Via SNP.)
…is a Mountain Man Coyote Fur Hat. It’s available at Cabelas for about 200 bucks. The pricetag is a bit steep, but c’mon. Awesome. Simply awesome.
From the catalog copy:
Relive the era of the mountain man with this authentic full-body coyote Mountain Man Hat. The hat drapes down in the back for added warmth and […]
Thanks to Dave T. for the pointer to this unbelievable Reuters piece on a new salmon-flavored soda:
For beverage connoisseurs tired of turkey-and-gravy or green-beans-and-casserole-flavored sodas, there’s a new choice being offered this year by specialty U.S. soda manufacturer Jones Soda Co.: salmon.
Jones Soda, the Seattle company that scored a hit during the last two holiday […]
Then perhaps you’d be interested in these first class airplane seats. They’d look cool in your livingroom, perhaps, but at 1500 bones, the comfort-to-price ratio might be a bit skewed (which is not unlike actually flying in first class, if you ask me).