Sometimes a Double-Barrel Cigar is Just a Double-Barrel Cigar

SNP:

The “3 Tierras Premium Cigar” from Felipe Gregorio, Inc. is being billed as the world’s first double-barrel shotgun cigar.

It’s two cigars fused together at the mouth-end.

The Cigar is said to be made with a Dominican-grown piloto-Cubano leaf mini cigar and a Habano #92 Nicaraguan tobacco mini cigar. The two cigars are merged into a pyramid-shaped head, which is wrapped for about one-third the length of the cigar with a third leaf of Brazilian Arapiraca.

The Cigar is offered in Escopeta (two 5 x 30 cigars) and Lupara (4-3/4 x 26) varieties. They’re sold in 20-count boxes. The Escopeta variety is priced at $4.80 and the Lupara variety is priced at $4.25.

Fire Howard Dean

What, exactly, does Howard Dean need to say to get canned? Would somebody please shut this jackass up? I mean, seriously, the guy is a fool.

I’m sure he’s not the only one who thinks the war in Iraq can’t be “won” (if “winning” means a complete end to violence in Iraq in the short term and the entire dismantling of the insurgency — insurgent movements, by their very nature, don’t ever go away completely). We need to re-define what “winning” looks like, formulate a plan for a successful withdrawl from the country in the next year or two, and devote our resources to protecting our own country from domestic terrorist attacks.

But Howard Dean can’t be bothered to craft the DNC’s message in any coherent way. He is a bombastic, grandstanding whiner; this is actualy about what I expect from him, sadly.

AP:

WASHINGTON — Howard Dean, chairman of the Democratic National Committee, likened the war in Iraq to Vietnam yesterday and said, ”The idea that the United States is going to win the war in Iraq is just plain wrong,” comments that drew immediate fire from Republicans.

It’s Raining Deer

AP:

RANSON, W.Va. – Either they misjudged the distance or they couldn’t take the traffic. For reasons that mystify authorities, five deer that made their way onto the top of a five-story parking garage suddenly leaped to their deaths Sunday.

Police Cpl. Steve Cox found the does’ bodies on a service road to the Charles Town Races & Slots, next to a security van they’d narrowly missed.

“They took the plunge,” he said. “It was just absolutely weird.”

Best part:

The carcasses were given to passers-by for butchering.

I think it would be stating the obvious to say: Only in West Virginia.

Cool Photos of DC

Over at Gridskipper, I point out some cool photos of DC — including some intriguing pics (like the one above) taken of the city in 1977.

Wikipedia: Now Running a Tighter Ship

BBC:

Online encyclopaedia Wikipedia has tightened its submission rules following a complaint.

Prominent journalist John Seigenthaler described as “false and malicious” an entry on Wikipedia implicating him in the Kennedy assassinations.

When he phoned Jimmy Wales, Wikipedia’s founder, he was told there was no way of finding out who wrote the entry.

Wikipedia has since removed the entry and now requires users to register before they can create articles.

Climate Change and Hurricane Katrina

I saw this poster in my Metro car on the way to work this morning:

It’s from Friends of the Earth, an environmental group that “champions a healthy and just world.”

FOE’s claim — that global warming is responsible for the devastating storms of the past season — is a massive oversimplification of what we know about climate change and hurricanes. The actual working climate scientists say that it just ain’t that simple:

Due to this semi-random nature of weather, it is wrong to blame any one event such as Katrina specifically on global warming – and of course it is just as indefensible to blame Katrina on a long-term natural cycle in the climate.

In fairness, they go on to note that:

…In the same manner, while we cannot draw firm conclusions about one single hurricane, we can draw some conclusions about hurricanes more generally. In particular, the available scientific evidence indicates that it is likely that global warming will make – and possibly already is making – those hurricanes that form more destructive than they otherwise would have been.

So it may well be that global warming is exacerbating hurricanes, and it does, indeed, appear that sea surface temperatures, which fuel hurricanes, are on the rise. But in the aftermath of Katrina, it’s in poor taste for FOE to claim, as a matter of fact, that “warmer seas mean more killer storms.”

Global climate change is happening. We need to burn fewer fossil fuels. We need to do a better job of conserving energy. And we need to do whatever it takes to make New Orleans safe from future storms (including implementing a real, workable evacuation plan). But the situation is exponentially more nuanced, from a scientific perspective, than FOE makes it out to be.

UPDATE: Don’t miss my friend Ben Preston’s response to my post. Ben’s a climate scientist himself (now with CSIRO Marine and Atmospheric Research in Australia, formerly at the Pew Center on Global Climate Change) and he points out some mixed messages FOE’s sending with this oversimplified poster.

“As if I Were a Microcosm of the Center of the Universe…”

Wow:

I have enclosed below a series of pictures to show how the US government starting around 1994 went back in time with remote sensing and holographic radiation longitudinal emf and sound wave holographic energy beams as shown in the movie time tunnel to place different computer generated holographic archetypes of different Nordic, Celtic, and Aryan faces and other attributes around my body as if I were a microcosm of the center of the universe…

(Via memepool.)

New Movie About Expats in Korea

“Expats” is a soon-to-be-released movie about Western foreigners living in Pusuan, South Korea. The film will star Chris Klein (pictured). Here’s the plot summary.

(Via Ni Howdy.)

Taipei 101: Causing Quakes?

BBC:

A Taiwanese geologist has said the huge weight of the world’s tallest building, Taipei 101, could be responsible for triggering a rise in seismic activity.

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Newley Purnell, Gonzo Party Journalist

For my most recent Gridskipper dispatch, I covered last night’s launch party for a new DC guidebook.