All I Want…
…for my birthday–which, yes, I’ll confirm is today and I’ve now entered my third decade–is, as ever, a banana guard.
Though a bamboo bike would be cool, too.
Come to think of it, what I really need is a nice stripey. (”Key characteristics: somewhat fitted, vertical lines, the top two buttons undone. Worn with jeans that are just the right level of tightness, not loose enough to scream “Gap!,” not tight enough to scream “Gay!”")