Wow. Jack W. sends along this breaking news item from Roll Call:
House Pages Expelled for Chemical Abuse
By Jennifer Yachnin
Roll Call Staff
Friday, Jan. 16; 09:44am
Seven students were expelled from the House Page School last Friday after they were found abusing household cleaners. School officials discovered the students apparently using aerosol dust cleaner — which can contain pressurized chemicals such as difluoroethane or tetrafluoroethane, often used on computers — as inhalants.
I feel like I should make a joke but I can’t think of one. (The House Page Program provides internships for high school students.)