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Recipe for War

Prep Time: A few months
Cook Time: Maybe a month or so, but really there’s no rush

Ingredients:

  • One sagging American economy
  • One failed hunt for Osama bin Laden
  • One presidential vendetta against a “guy who tried to kill” his dad
  • One heaping spoonful of Oval Office oil lust
  • One nebulous American polictical left that grows more fractious by the day.

    Directions:
    Mix ingredients. Deploy troops. Heat at 85 degrees Fahrenheit. Serves 290 million Americans, 22 million Iraqis.

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    October 11th, 2002 at 11:14 am

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